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Je suis trop rapide pour sentir, mais trop lent pour voir.

I send the best snapchats.

I send the best snapchats.

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demon-moose:

spookytox:

jacks-compass:

thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp:

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild. 

depplings

(Source: piratesofthecaribbean, via ronaldweaseley)

— 11 hours ago with 492402 notes

spiza:

im a wimp when it comes to waxing my legs so i figured out a way to do it.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

— 11 hours ago with 116696 notes
abrtn:


All aboard the Superdong

abrtn:

All aboard the Superdong

(Source: memewhore, via cool-spook)

— 12 hours ago with 33035 notes
"As humans, we waste the shit out of our words. It’s sad. We use words like “awesome” and “wonderful” like they’re candy. It was awesome? Really? It inspired awe? It was wonderful? Are you serious? It was full of wonder? You use the word “amazing” to describe a goddamn sandwich at Wendy’s. What’s going to happen on your wedding day, or when your first child is born? How will you describe it? You already wasted “amazing” on a fucking sandwich."
Louis C.K (via versteur)

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— 21 hours ago with 131077 notes

New underwear is amazing and perfect.

— 1 day ago with 2 notes

i think too much. 

— 2 days ago
chrystallene:

theunbeliever:

I set up a cheap rig for watching Netflix and such in the shower.

This is our future.

chrystallene:

theunbeliever:

I set up a cheap rig for watching Netflix and such in the shower.

This is our future.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

— 2 days ago with 56941 notes

foxnewsofficial:

weedporndaily:

BAD ASK BOOK

The highest, funniest, and craziest questions from the WeedPornDaily ask box.

my birthday is May 9th

— 2 days ago with 789 notes